Many theories about the deep questions* of the universe have been posited in the past. I propose an additional one: Odd things revolve around Abraham Lincoln with uncommon regularity... and perhaps, just maybe, the entire universe revolves around Abraham Lincoln.In keeping no particular eye out for Mr. Lincoln, nor seeking him out in any fashion**, I've noticed he just tends to pop up. And not just in those common, everyday, "hey remember that president who abolished slavery?" type conversations. It's in weird places.
Like Mars, and other alien planets.
Maybe it's the hat. Or his majestic beard. Either way, keep an eye out for this wily old fellow.
* As of this writing, the first result was Conan the Barbarian
**If you do go looking for him, you'll probably wish you hadn't.
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